Your hosts

Jen

Jen is, first and foremost, very bad at writing bios.  She is, however, excited to be a part of this blog with two of the finest women one could ever meet.  Jen’s favourite activities include studying relatively obscure (yet awesome) areas of law, ironically judging hipsters, getting worked up about Canadian foreign policy decisions and memorizing the entire script of “She’s All That.”  She dislikes slow walkers, people who say ‘irregardless’ and the untimely cancellation of Joss Whedon’s “Firefly.”  In a fight between Strawberry Shortcake and Rainbow Brite, Jen would put her money on the latter as victor.

Zoë

Zoë is the originator of the breakfast wrap. She concerns herself generally with climate change and Jonathan Taylor Thomas, and specifically with the impact of climate change on Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Zoë takes great pleasure in ironic t-shirts, triple-creme brie, and binding targets (any). Her dislikes include flimsy corkscrews, non-native plant species, and the inconvenience of  umlaut-absence on a standard keyboard. Her favourite Backstreet Boy is Brian.

Denise

Denise’s is the story of struggle overcome. Currently obsessed with reality TV programs about childrens’ pageants, the only thing greater than Denise’ ability to consume and dissect pop culture is her love of prime time news’ human interest stories about injured pets being afforded a second chance at life through various wheeled harnesses. Denise’s favourite ice cream is peanut butter chocolate, her least favourite piece of attire are socks where the toe stitching doesn’t properly line up with the heel stitching, and her favourite Backstreet Boy is also Brian. Sounds like a BSB duel is abrewing…

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Opinions and literary slurs written on ForSerious.ca are those of the hosts noted above and do not represent the views of any past or present employers -  this includes, but is not limited to, the Royal Canadian Wax Museum, Dan’s Fish & Chips stall (west and east end), and the Conservative Party of Canada.